How Did Adolf Hitler Win The Lottery?

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Adolf Hitler buys a winning lottery ticket. Is this the answer to all his problems? Will he finally be able to win the war? Not if that thieving rat bastard Heinrich Himmler has anything to do with it.

This historically accurate video of Adolf Hitler winning the US Megamillions in 1945 will attempt to answer some of the most significant questions surrounding his time holed up in a underground bunker in Berlin during the allied invasion.

Questions such as….

  • Will Joseph Goebbels be able to afford plastic surgery?
  • Is his wife really sleeping with her first husband?
  • Does Burgdorf suffer from incontinence?

At last the truth about Hitler’s amazing lottery win and the mystery surrounding the missing $400 million. Incredible to think that the outcome of the war and indeed the whole future of Europe was decided by a lottery ticket. Indeed if Eva Braun had been born just four hours earlier on the 5th February instead of at 03:30 on the 6th then maybe Hitler would have admitted defeat days earlier and countless lives would have been spared.

Small margins eh! Small margins.


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I am a global lottery and lifestyle consultant. I firmly believe that everybody buys a winning lottery ticket at some time in their lives, just not necessarily on the right day.

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