Saul Bernstein, a 90-year-old Jewish Holocaust survivor wins $300 million in the US Megamillions lottery. He’s at the news conference to accept the check, and the reporters ask him if there’s anyone he’d like to thank.
“Yes actually” he says solemnly. “I’d like to thank my brother Eli for lending me the $5 to buy the ticket, and my brother David for driving me to the Mall to buy the ticket. “Lastly, I’d really like to thank Adolph Hitler.”
At this a deathly hush went around the room, you could hear a pin drop.
Finally a reporter raises his hand and asks incredulously, “Did you just say you wanted to thank Adolf Hitler?”
“Yes, that’s right,” Saul replies.
“Whatever for?” Asked the reporter.
Rolling his sleeve up, Saul points to the inside of his forearm. “For giving me the NUMBERS!”